Xxtrash, 37

so first the obvious: im short, cute and fun. im also a lot more interesting and funny than i think i am. and i do think im pretty top notch lady that you dont want to miss out on. lol.

im not dumb enough to fall for your lies, however, i am optimistic enough to believe theyre true.

im pretty easy to get along with, as long as youre not a moron or ignorant.

i like to play cards and sometimes you can even catch me playing yahtzee.

i dont think there are enough cashews or almonds in a bag of mixed nuts.

ive got 9 tattoos and 2 piercings.. i think im done with the piercings but i want more tattoos.

im a fairly honest person and i have a hell of a lot of integrity, however i do have a tendency not to stop. please dont be afraid to look me in the eyes and tell me to shut up. really, i need it every once in a while.

sometimes, i talk really fast. id prefer it if you could keep up, or at least let me know that im not making any sense.

i do have a heart.. and a soul.. and feelings..
i crave attention and adventure and i get bored really easily..

i like men in horizontal striped shirts.

i dont care if you dont drink, dont smoke, dont whatever it is you dont, but chances are i do, so i want respect for that. dont tell me to quit doing it.

most of the time, i know what i want and im gonna go for it, im not afraid to take chances. or at least i pretend like im not scared. and i do actually know what im looking for in a man. so i wont be wasting anyone's time trying to figure it out.
i like 'em tall and i like 'em skinny.
not saying thats all i like. but it totally doubles your chances.

i dont want someone to make me happy... i want someone i can be happy with


i like to relax at home or at a friends, or go for a beer.
the only thing i do for fun, is people with my eyes.
haha.