Sarazombie, 36

I'm a compulsive liar and I don't wash my hair.
My hobbies include holding satanic rituals in rural areas,followed by spiking the punch at the Video Dances, Giving Barbies haircuts, Doing costume makeup on alligators, Walking backgrounds down the stairs trying to get higher while listening to Elton John, Eating placenta, Making rose gardens. I'm classy yet refined.
My goals are to tattoo my name on your bottom.
I'm not unique thats what makes me unique.
I easily make every situation awkward.
My taste in music is listening to the rythmic sound of you urinating on my face. Or anything loud.
I just want to talk to cool people that like flame throwers and ninja turtles. If anything comes out of it, awesome.
I don't like to take many things seriously, this doesn't make me immature it just stands that I don't let little things bother me. I also hate being held back from doing what I want to do in life, then again doesn't everybody?