Billypilgram, 49

Im funny as hell with a twist sarcasm. Im healthy, go to the gym on a daily, jog, swim and i am just on a passionate kick for self preservation in my life right now. Going back to college in the winter to peruse a rewarding career in the Human Resources field..Im not exactly sure what im lookin' for on here but its high time the lonely stops, im tired of seein' all these happy couples at the theatres or in the mall smoochin' in the corner and holdin' hands in the food court an wondering why its not me?Im not a drinker, dont do drugs, and i dont smoke,but im not here to judge if you like to partake.PLEASE, bring your short hair, your tattoos and piercings,yer bullet holes and stretch marks,yer bad tooth,skin with the pastey creamy white consistency of 2% milk, and a butt so thick that it can hold a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon while yer riding on your skateboard.BUT, leave all that crazy drama and baggage of your past with your ex, im not "that guy" and i deserve the honest respect of a fresh clean slate with you.You will always know through my actions that you have my respect and attention..Theres ALOT more to say, i can go on ....but lets hear from YOU!!